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    • Mexican standoff at the phone directory
    • Banana at the wheel
    • Calling all weirdos
    • Utterly confused by Judaism
    • Attack of the transphobic loo
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    • Cat Power sings to Saturn
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    • I was the ugliest girl
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    • I kissed a postie
    • In the Valley of the Vulva
  • Sick
    • Mad at five-eighty
    • Stimulation on mum's loo
    • Coming out as carnivore
    • Banned from visiting my mum
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    • The Toddler Terminator
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    • Why bakers love SpongeBob SquarePants
    • A car mechanic rebuilt my website
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    • New air fragrance sprays shelves
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    • Making the Russian women smile
    • Free-range charcoal chicken
    • Poo tastings
    • I walked along the river
    • A car mechanic worked my gender
  • World
    • North Korea's hair to the throne
    • Did Hitler hate chairs?
    • Abacus v2.0
    • 'Horrific scenes' at Sydney airport: Man arrested
    • Zoo gets new baby animal: ‘Wormy’
    • Poofter-bashers Inc.
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