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                                                                                                                        16 August 2014

From wood throwing to tissue killers, we explore three adult education courses that never caught on.

Wood throwing: Career or hobby
Have you ever thought about throwing wood? It can be a great way to have fun and even make money as you go. If you've ever enjoyed watching people throw wooden furniture, spears or just chunks of trees, this course is for you. No prerequisite skills required. All materials supplied. Six weeks, Mondays, 6-7pm.

Walking history tour: Tissues of Melbourne

On this enchanting walking tour, we'll visit places of great historical significance. Through the exciting lens of tissues, you'll explore a hidden city, right beneath your nose. See places where politicians, criminals and other celebrities may or may not have had dealings with tissues. Not sure who to bring? Make this the perfect Valentines Day gift for someone you love!

Poo: A unique tale
Ever wondered what poo is all about? Does it hold hidden secrets? Maybe you've met someone who has had an experience with poo, but weren't sure what to say to them. In this two-week course, we'll guide you through the strange, fascinating and sometimes weird world of poo. Through lectures, workshops and hands-on tasks, you'll come to see that the history of western civilization has been shaped at every turn by poo. No prerequisite skills required. All materials supplied.




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