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Welcome aboard
Come fly Air Fisher-price, the shiny plastic airway.
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Bob the 'death metal' Builder
He's dropped scaffolding and steel girders, and gone to the dark side of metal.
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The Toddler Terminator
How a child and her nappy travelled back in time and destroyed my past.
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A good financial return on children
Shareholders of Child Mark 2 will certainly be celebrating tonight.
 
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