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Arrested in aisle eight
Class war, doggy style
Stepping around the bovines
I'm up to two idiots
The day my pants stood still
I tried not to be Jewish
Mexican standoff at the phone directory
Banana at the wheel
Calling all weirdos
Utterly confused by Judaism
Attack of the transphobic loo
Love
Cat Power sings to Saturn
Speed dating at 45kph
My Valentine, be me
I was the ugliest girl
My nanna’s surfing the after-life
I wanted a pretty dress
I kissed a postie
In the Valley of the Vulva
Sick
Mad at five-eighty
Stimulation on mum's loo
Coming out as carnivore
Banned from visiting my mum
Kids
The Toddler Terminator
Flying with a wedge of plastic up your arse
Bob the 'death metal' Builder
A good financial return on children
Work
Why bakers love SpongeBob SquarePants
A car mechanic rebuilt my website
'Sexy corner' bites into online sales
New air fragrance sprays shelves
Popping the office cork
Making the Russian women smile
Free-range charcoal chicken
Poo tastings
I walked along the river
A car mechanic worked my gender
World
North Korea's hair to the throne
Did Hitler hate chairs?
Abacus v2.0
'Horrific scenes' at Sydney airport: Man arrested
Zoo gets new baby animal: ‘Wormy’
Poofter-bashers Inc.
Arts
Digital ads
Posters
Back when my music was hard-core
Dorothy - cult leader, sadist, bully
Fat-heads and short-arses
New release movies
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Rabbi-Proof-Fence
Compound Joe
They Came From Sally
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