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About Bill Murray (not at all actually)

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> Flashback to 1981. The film: 'Stripes'. Lead actor Billy Murray plays a Mr Average cab driver who - in the space of a few hours - loses his job, car and girlfriend. So what does he do: he joins the US Army.

> Flash-forward to 2012.
Okay, at least Ben didn't lose his car. And no, he won't be joining the US Army any time soon.


For Ben, 2012 has been a hard year. He was cornered into a job redundancy in January, and then spent over six months before landing another job.

And in that state of limbo unemployment, he was diagnosed with mild depression. And in August he separated from his wife.

The new job was great, until they terminated his employment after three months.

Ben works hard at being pessimistic about his year of misfortune, but it’s not working. Now optimism is really getting him down.

And then, had these disappointing things not happened to him, you wouldn't be reading this website.

He's not quite here at the moment. He's on hold for Bill Murray.
 

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